I'm a big fan of satire. But sometimes reality comes out with something that's far funnier and more bizarre than anything I could have come up with (even during the 70s, which were very, very interesting). Here's a newspaper headline that I just can't get out of my mind:
One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot.
From the Mail Online. Hey - brit tabloids just do this stuff better than us.