| You Are 84% Capitalist, 16% Socialist |
 You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it. You believe that business makes the world great... And you'd never be ashamed of being rich! |
First off, I'm far from rich - just trying to get comfortable.
And of course, some of the questions on the quiz are poorly worded. After all, it's entertainment, not a rigorous diagnostic instrument.
But with those caveats, give it a try.
HT: The Cheerful Oncologist.